The squeeze heard ’round the world.
The Original Pooter is a hand-powered noise maker with no batteries, no speaker and no app. Press it to your palm, squeeze, and let the room decide what happened.
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By Jack Vale
The Original Pooter
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Black · the only color the Original Pooter comes in
Free US shipping on orders $25+
- No batteries, ever
- Made in USA
- Ages 12+
Toot-orial
Three steps to legendary.
Plenty of people get it straight out of the package. Everyone gets it with a little practice.
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Step 1 · Position
Hole to palm.
Hold the Pooter with the hole pressed against the palm of your hand. Hole facing in, never out.
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Step 2 · Squeeze
Press down.
Squeeze by pressing down with your fingers. Everyone’s hands are different, so practice until the skin of your palm fully seals the hole.
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Step 3 · Practice
Find your note.
Practice and don’t give up. Move the hole to a new spot on your palm or change your pressure to find your sound.
You get a little air and a lot of confused looks.
That’s the sound. That’s the one from the videos.
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Try before you squeeze.
Hear what the Pooter can do. Tap a pad or press 1 through 6.
Pick a pad
Keys 1–6 work too.
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Pooter Pile
Tap to stack. Don’t let it fall.
Drop Pooters onto a wobbly tower in front of your pick of seven backdrops, from the ’70s to the Wild West. Easy to start, very hard to master.
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Tech specs
Engineered for one job.
No circuit board, no charging cable, no firmware updates. Doing one thing well since 2007.
- Power source
- Air and one human hand
- Batteries
- None, ever
- Speaker
- None. The sound is 100% analog
- Color
- Black.
- Controls
- Grip, pressure and palm position
- Learning curve
- Short. Many get it working out of the package
- Upgrade
- Pooter Wax, for deeper fart sounds
- Ages
- 12+
- Made in
- USA
- Dignity
- Not included
The original
Made famous by Jack Vale.
Jack has been making family-friendly hidden-camera pranks since 2008. His videos have passed 10 billion views and turned one little squeeze toy into a household name.
Jack developed the Original Pooter in 2007, and it has been the toy behind his fart pranks ever since. Everything else is a knock-off.
Prank rule #1
The goal is a laugh. Never a bad day.
FAQ
Questions, answered.
Does it need batteries?
No. No batteries and no electronic speaker. The Pooter works with air and the palm of your hand.
Why isn’t mine making noise?
Hold the hole against your palm and squeeze with your fingers. If you only hear air, move the hole to a different spot on your palm and adjust your pressure. Every hand sounds a little different, so give it a few tries.
What colors does it come in?
Black. The Original Pooter only comes in black.
What is Pooter Wax?
An optional add-on that helps you get deeper fart sounds from your Pooter. The Pooter works great without it.
Who is it for?
Ages 12 and up. Pranksters, dads, grandpas, and anyone who has been waiting for the perfect quiet moment.
How does shipping work?
US orders of $25 or more ship free. Shipping on smaller orders is calculated at checkout.
Is this the real one?
Yes. Jack Vale developed the Original Pooter in 2007. It’s the one from the videos. Everything else is a knock-off.
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